{"product_id":"my-other-car-is-a-porsche","title":"My other Car is a Porsche","description":"\u003cp class=\"_28USrA AfeL7g XN6uKA _4N4NA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003eBram Crumb has a Porsche.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_28USrA AfeL7g XN6uKA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003eAt least, that's what he tells everyone. He tells Selina at the lockers. He\u003cbr\u003etells his history teacher.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHe tells his gym buddi\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003ees, his coworkers, and\u003cbr\u003eanyone else who will stand still long enough to hear about the leather-\u003cbr\u003ewrapped steering wheel, the dual exhaust that growls like a tiger, and the\u003cbr\u003esuspension that is simply too finely tuned for speed bumps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_28USrA AfeL7g XN6uKA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003eThere's just one small problem. Nobody has ever actually seen it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_28USrA AfeL7g XN6uKA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003eNot when Bram bounces home on a purple pogo stick. Not when he folds\u003cbr\u003ehimself into a toddler's pink plastic jeep. Not when he rattles down the\u003cbr\u003estreet in a wheelbarrow with a lawnmower engine bolted to it. The Porsche,\u003cbr\u003ehe explains patiently, is always in the shop, at a car show, or parked safely\u003cbr\u003earound the corner away from door dings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_28USrA AfeL7g XN6uKA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003eBut when Ines, the coolest girl in the tenth grade, finally says yes to a ride,\u003cbr\u003eBram has exactly ten minutes to produce a car he does not have.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_28USrA AfeL7g XN6uKA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg\"\u003eA laugh-out-loud story about big talk, bigger imagination, and the fine art\u003cbr\u003eof technically telling the truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BuyThisBook.Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67642503856224,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/0559\/0368\/files\/image_2026-10-09_134825623.png?v=1791568111","url":"https:\/\/buythisbook.shop\/products\/my-other-car-is-a-porsche","provider":"BuyThisBook.Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}