{"product_id":"the-epic-misadventures-of-tom-soiled","title":"The Epic Misadventures of Tom Soiled","description":"\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHe had been clean for eleven days. Then the letter arrived.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eOnce upon a runway in Milan, Tom Soiled was a god — gorgeous, ruined, and impossible to ignore. Now he drifts down the Mississippi on a borrowed pontoon boat with nothing to his name but a flask, a reputation, and a single envelope from his Aunt Prudence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eBut this is New Orleans. Trouble here wears alligator shoes and dances on rooftops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWithin hours of stepping onto Bourbon Street, Tom finds himself chased by a vengeful ringmaster, mocked by a vaudeville-singing sewer rat, shrunk to four inches tall by two delightfully unhinged scientists, ferried in a matchbox, escorted by a militia of disciplined ants, and protected by a cat with the moral compass of a cocktail waitress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eAll to retrieve one tiny piece of paper from one very dirty drain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHilarious, gross, gorgeous, and just a little bit doomed, Tom Soiled is a noir picture book misadventure for kids who love their heroes a little bit ruined — and their endings a lot unexpected.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Buy This Book . shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42892782043232,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/0559\/0368\/files\/TomSoiled_5.jpg?v=1782143353","url":"https:\/\/buythisbook.shop\/products\/the-epic-misadventures-of-tom-soiled","provider":"Buy This Book . shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}